open letter to justin theroux // 23 Jun 2011

Dear Justin (cousin of Louis) Theroux,
So we hear that you’re our Jen’s new boyfriend, and yesterday we clapped eyes on this shot of the two of you on a date. Now, as the general public we may not know what goes on behind closed doors in your relationship… but looks? Looks, we know. And this one says S-M-I-T-T-E-N in full swing. So please don’t break her heart, because she deserves a nice boy who will make her happy, call when they say they will, and stroke her hair when she’s feeling down. I don’t think that’s asking too much. If you don’t, you will have the general public to answer to. That is all.
Kind regards etc.

{image via Terry Richardson’s Diary}